Jokes

“What do you get when you combine painting with orgasms? A god damn mess.”

“Did you hear about the concert that had to be shut down by the police? There was too much violins.”

“How do you know that the Earth is not flat? -Because otherwise the song ‘Around the world’ would make no sense.”

“Did you hear about the well-endowed NASA worker who had too much to drink? He was well hung, over.”